There are definitely those among us who appreciate and glorify a modest, decent dress code faithfully adhered to by the beautiful young ladies and cougars (in this case I am actually referring to their mothers) in our fair Provo. However, it has come to my attention that some may not agree that modest really is hottest. I mean, I know that everytime I listen to Dave Matthews' "Crash Into Me", I always turn the volume WAY down when he says "hike up your skirt a little more"....but is that really necessary? How far up can you hike it before we see a little too much of your world, ladies? Your take?
I must say I'm shocked. I suppose I forgot to ask whether it's okay for guys to wear speedos? Not that I would ever wear a speedo...
- Cougar Anonymous
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